Hello. I'm Valgeir, a real person who is still alive and not trying to sell you anything.
A Björn & Benny kind of guy.
No more carefree laughter / Silence ever after / Walking through an empty house, tears in my eyes / Here is where the story ends, this is goodbye
— Björn & Benny
I’m cat and I approve this message.
I’m a Dick Nixon kind of guy.
I’m a Col. Hans Landa kind of guy.
Coca Cola is It. (Print ad from 1972.)